If You Were a Fruit, You’d Be a Fineapple ;)

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Hey everyone, how was your day? It’s time for too-tiring Tuesday! I’m still trying to think of a better title for Tuesdays because Tiring isn’t fun, but either way, we’re going to have a good time today because we’re talking about everyone’s favourite things ever… That’s right, we’re talking about pick-up lines.

Now, you guys know that pick-up lines…don’t work. Sorry guys, the bubble had to be broken. However, they really are worth a chuckle, and some of them are actually hilarious.  So without further ado, I’m sharing my favourite pick-up lines with you. Please leave your favourites in the comments; I’d love to read them.

Is your name Sirens, because I’m sleeping with you tonight

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a Pikachu, because you’re shockingly beautiful?

Are you a reverse immortality potion, because I see myself growing old with you?

Are you an endocrine gland? Because you may look out of place, but I’d die without you

Are you a weeping angel because I can’t keep my eyes off of you?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do you play Quidditch because I heard you’re a keeper?

And finally…

Are you a smoke detector, because you’re really loud and annoying?

So, those are my favourite (twisted) and TV inspired pick-up lines. I hope I’ve at least made you chuckle. I love you guys, see you tomorrow

 

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